My gift to my fiancée this year. I’m singing ;)

Ellen you forever have my heart.

cooperblaineanderson:

Ellen Commends President Obama

The women embracing at the end………… omg I’m crying

makkiee:

awwh

lets get this to 1k notes ;)

oh lord the cuteness

ellendegeneres:

Johnny Depp on dancing.

HAHA! I can’t wait to see this.

<3<3<3<3

come on. Why does Taylor Swift have to be some damn lovable?

homobot23:

inothernews:

seriouslyamerica:

Bill O’Reilly standing up for Ellen DeGeneres - interview with Sandy Rios

Bill O’Reilly standing up for Ellen

Bill O’Reilly

WHAT.

A qualified bravo to Bill O’Reilly.  And I cannot believe that there are fuckheads like Sandy Rios running around and being taken seriously by millions of people in America.

“Bill O’Reilly

WHAT.”

Indeed.

This is so bizarre.

It’s quicker if I just read the people I’m not thanking, because there’s so many people to thank.

baahahaha

homoground:

Ellen Degeneres - Rosie O’Donnell Show (1996)

HILARIOUS!

OMG!

delicioustrap:

Simpsons Episode with Xena

I WILL HUNT DOWN EVERY SINGLE DOWNLOAD SITE UNTIL I CAN GET THIS EPISODE.

GUYS

LUCY LAWLESS VOICING XENA ON THE SIMPSONS

I DIED

“XENA NEEDS XEX”

If anyone can tell me what made Ellen laugh this hard I would REALLY appreciate it

heatherhasbigtits: