January 2012
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“Hey love, look what I found hidden in your stuff.”
“You’re impossible, Xena.”
“You mean you don’t like it?”
“….Touché.”
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Gabrielle proposes (as verbatim as I was able)
Xena: I’ll never forget the moment I saw you. There was this fire racing up and down my spine. I knew that my life would be changed for ever.
Gabrielle: You walked into my village and you let me travel the world with you, Xena, and you taught me that everything happens for a reason. When you get the chance you take it. It changes your life. You taught me to embrace my darkness and my light. You taught me to take risks, to make mistakes.
Xena: Oh no, you knew how to do that …
Gabrielle: Most of all, Xena, you taught me to be who I am and to tell the truth about myself, no matter what the cost.
Xena: You know that is why I know that we are more than just characters on a show. We are two women who represent hope to the millions, billions, tens of billions of people who watch our show and love like we do.
Gabrielle: Our final battle is not against warlords in Japan, our final battle is for love. Love in this world and every warlord in it.
Xena: You’re my soulmate. Sometimes I think a soulmate is someone who makes you the best you you can possibly be. Not to put a too finer point on it.
Gabrielle: I love you Xena, I’m in looove with you Xenaaaaaa!
Xena: Shhhh. They can hear you. No PDA’s, no PDA’s!
Gabrielle: After all these years, every time I see you, I still stop breathing for a second.
Xena: That ain’t healthy Gabrielle…
Gabrielle: I want to spend the rest of my life with you Xena, until we are very old and very grey. Xena, will you marry me?
Xena: Yes (dips Gabrielle and plants her one)
Xena: I’ve been waiting years to do that!
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Ugh, Mondaysss.
wherethelesbiansare:
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The Dump Site: stumbleupstumbleon: lrbcn: “Your... →
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lrbcn:
“Your story will end with your playwright unable to save her Fallen Angel.”
Whenever someone mentions Alti I always remember this line; I rewatched When Fates Collide. It makes me so mad… That bitch just knew what was going to happen! We hated her but she…
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“If you heard a certain behavior of yours caused a deadly disease, wouldn’t you...”
– Ron Paul, on page 5 in the January 1994 edition of his newsletter. (via shitthatronpaulsays)
Fuck Ron paul
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The rest of the quote is even worse. “they just want pity and attention.”
(via mr-owls)
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Only the Japanese..
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^Not sure what that is.
^Vertigo soothing glasses
^10-in-1 Gardening tool
Umbrella headband
The noodle eaters hair guard
holy shit these are all fucking great
hahaha!
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Watchprematurejoculation:
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the fact that she’s alone makes it so much better
I’M FUCKING CRYING OUFHEWQOJIPGPK FUCK
ALWAYS.
The first time I watched this I fell in my floor and laughed for, like, two hours.
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“What liberals have never understood about Obama is that he practices a...”
– Andrew Sullivan: How Obama’s Long Game Will Outsmart His Critics
He lays out exactly what I’ve been trying to say for a long time, in a better way than I could have ever said it. Very much worth a read - even if you disagree, because it will force you to THINK A LITTLE to defend your own POV.
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